I was walking to the police station to register for my Alien Employment Permit (外国人就业证).  Now I have a little brown book saying that I’m a frigging alien. Anyway, as I was saying… I was walking to the police station when I saw a notice on a glass window. Being curious, I took a glimpse. In some broken English,  it said something to this effect:

Hooters Restaurant in HZ is closed for the time being… due to the heavy subway construction in front of it.

Aiseh, do they really have to close it down?! I thought I could drop by one day and enjoy some mountain and valley scenery.  Not to mention seeing them waiter dancing YMCA on the tables. X^D

Young man, there’s a place you can go. I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough. You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys … It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

Speaking of which, did you know that the YMCA Song is a gay song? Eee yerrr…!! To quote from Wikipedia:

Taking the song at face value, its lyrics extol the virtues of the Young Men’s Christian Association. In the gay culture from which the group sprang, the song was understood as celebrating the YMCA’s reputation as a popular cruising and hookup spot, particularly for the younger gay men to whom it was addressed.[1] The song has continued to remain popular due to its status as a disco classic and gay anthem [...]

I ain’t dancing no YMCA song no more, yo!

theYOungMan

P.S. *hums the YMCA song subconciously…*