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The Most Awesome Maw-some Christmas Party… Ever!

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UPDATE (14 Dec): Public transport to my home: Take the STAR LRT to Bandar Tun Razak station (Sri Petaling line). Get a cab/taxi. Should be around RM2. If you are such a cheapakste, call me [zero-one-two 3200 983] and I’ll try(no promises) to have someone pick you up.
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UPDATE (14 Dec): Some one requested that I put up a picture of myself here. For whatever weird-ass reasons, I don’t know. And I don’t want to know. So here you go…
watcha
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UPDATE (13 Dec): Lots of people has neglected to reply my SMS invitation. I figure it might has something to do with their terrijiber-horrijiber-vegetable Ingerish.
RSVP = répondez s’il vous plaît [French]. It means PLEASE F*CKING REPLY!
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UPDATE (10 Dec): Put off/postpone/cancel whatever you have on that night and come! Confirmed amount up ’til now is about 70 people. It’s going to be FUN FUN FUN! Come on people, you don’t want to be lame and miss the fun, do you? DO YOU?!
If you rasa a bit malu-malu, bring your friends/bf/gf along! (How difficult is sending me an e-mail/leaving me a message anyway?).
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I’ve been spreading the rumour of “The Most Awesome Maw-some Christmas Party… Ever!” (here onwards referred as “TMAMCPE!”) a few weeks back. Well… well… It’s a rumour no more! It’s the first party I’ve ever hosted.

Before that, some house rule:
No smoking at all! Not indoors, not outdoors, not anywhere near my house.
If you are desperate, you can inhale the BBQ smoke OR walk 20 minutes into the forest behind my house and smoke all you want; Make sure you chew on some leaves and grass on your way back to get rid of the ciggy smell.
– No shoes after the main gate. I’ll clean the front yard so you can sit on the floor — not enough chairs (there’s only about 30).
– The toilet flush is broken. Learn to flush it the ‘Yong family way’. I’ll put instructions in the toilet.
– If you see my grandma and parents, say something nice about me. Say hello and chit-chat with them.

Here’s all you need to know about TMAMCPE!:

– TMAMCPE! starts at 8 o’clock at night, on Saturday the 23rd of December, year 2006. Gift exchange session at about 10 o’clock. TMAMCPE! will be a BBQ party with some pasta and the food/drinks you guys bring.

RSVP your attendence before 18th, SMS/call me (oldMaxis:three-two-zero-zero-nine-eight-three) OR e-mail me ( iamyuanwu [di] hotmail [titik] com ) OR leave a message in the comment box with your real name.
Invitation extends to my friends’ friends and all the hot & gorgeous ladies out there. I need to know the number (and names too) of friends that are coming with you. Make sure they bring gifts too.
*If you don’t RSVP and still come, you are required sponsor 10 Ringgit to TMAMCPE!

– Please bring some food, drinks, finger foods to share: sausages, meat balls, agar-agar, jelly, curry, koniyaku, roast chicken wings, kuih-muih, KFC, chocolate/cheese/home-made cakes, satay, alcoholic drinks… whatever. (Do let me know what food you will bring).

– Everyone MUST wear something related to Christmas — violators will be punished! Girls/ladies are encouraged the wear skirts/dress.

Gift about RM10 for gift exchange. Get creative with the gifts, don’t all come with photo frames!
We will be drawing numbers for all participants. The person with number 1 picks the gift first and opens it, the next person gets to choose either the opened gift, granting the 1st person to re-choose a gift from the pack, or pick another unopened package from the pile. I’ve never done it before, but it’ll be interesting.

You can come early to help prepare or stay back a bit to clean up.
If you have any ideas/suggestions for the TMAMCPE!, drop me a message in the comments. It’s my first time after all (Oi, jangan fikir bukan-bukan!).

MAP
If you are lost, don’t call me at oldMaxis:three-two-zero-zero-nine-eight-three… go find a cliff and dive into it. :-p
*always, always look for the “Bandar Tun Razak” sign.
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*Click the picture, then print it out with your office laser printer.

Yours Sincerely,
the PArtyPlanner.

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4 Responses to “The Most Awesome Maw-some Christmas Party… Ever!”


  1. 1 WanKiDDc
    December 9, 2006 at 6:14 pm

    Hey, bro.

    nice blog mannn. I see some improvement in your english level and your intelligence :P

    yeah, ill try my best to attend ur bday party.

    iamyuanwu: Dude, my engrish has always been powderful one mah… BTW, this is not KAngJiun’s blog lah; it’s his brother(YUanWu)’s blog. Don’t tell me bro, I thinks he’s engrish is lousy-mousy lerrr!
    You MBSian? I look forward to seeing you in our party a.k.a. “The Most Awesome Maw-some Christmas Party… Ever”!

  2. 2 osama
    December 13, 2006 at 5:36 am

    im a friend of your sis.im hot n gorgeous for the complimentary.do i get to see her bro’s face before i decide to even attend this?

    iamyuanwu: Eh, you really need to see my face to attend the party? Alright, if you insist. *Blog updated

  3. 3 osama
    December 17, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    you look cute. okay. ill come by the name,grace.

  4. 4 Nick
    December 19, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    sooo mafan!i think i will reconsider to go or not.because i don’t think so I can bring the required gift there…if i was absent,then I apologise for that…


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