Arabification

Hah hah, apparently, I have been mistaken. That is not Arabic. It’s actually tulisan Jawi. Basket, why suddenly put tulisan Jawi on the road signs still perplexes me. I suspect it’s the usual local gahmen dirty trick of fattening their own wallets.

Check this out, guys X^D :
Jalan Makmur = جالن معمور
[Jawi is read left to right. Translated using: http://www.ejawi.net/converter.php ]

Apologise for the rant. This teaches everyone a lesson: Don’t make stupid claims when you’re unsure of the fact. And that there is no shame in admitting our mistakes.

TULAN!!

What the fooking hell is this bl00dy sh!te!
We have more Chinese literate people in Malaysia.
We have more Tamil literate people in Malaysia.
We have even more English literate people in Malaysia.
We probably have more Japanese literate people here in Malaysia.

So how come I don’t see Chinese road signs, or Tamil road signs, or for-Pete’s-sake… English road signs?! Heck, why not Japanese road signs too.

And this sh!te appears.
Pukimak babi cheebai punya gahmen!!

I don’t like this sh!te because it means some overzealous Muslims in the gahmen/DBKL is trying to force these down our throats. It means that overzealous idiot can’t differentiate between Islam and Arabic. It means out country is trying too hard to portray as an Islamic country. It means religion freedom is being push aside to make way for some Islamo-zealotry. It means it’s one small step out of the many that our country is being overtaken by zealots and crazy people.

The same thing happened in Germany many years ago - remember Hitler and Jew hatred? It didn’t happen in days or weeks or months. It probably took years. Little things surfaced that shows the underlying wave of crazy ideology that’s growing because of a few zealous minority. When the majority overlooks/ignores these, the movement grows into a monster. This Arabic road sign is not the first of the signs of crazy things to come. Arab corner in Bukit Bintang, Islam Hadhari, body snatching… etc……

Truthfully, there’s no future for Malaysia liao lah. The whole country needs a serious overhaul. The education system - from primary to tertiary is a mess, judiciary is corrupted, polis lagi corrupted and bullies the innocent, cabinet that doesn’t care about the people, totally horrendous medical service (even in most private hospitals), salary not equal to living standards, institutionalised racism, stagnating economy, high crime level, inadequate law to protect the innocent, general public & business community (whistle blower act? unfair contract act? minimum wages? antitrust act? house buyers’ rights?)… There is simply nothing about Malaysia that can be deemed excellent — except one thing: the people.

Good night, and good luck Malaysia.

A Grand Saga in Bandar Makhota Cheras

I d@mn fxcking tulan now. In fact, being ‘d@mn fxcking tulan’ is not even close to what describes my tulan-ness now. Previously, I thought Grand Saga kena tiu already. I am so tulan I will take the trouble to make this post the first thing you see for the rest of the week! Read what ShadowFox had to say here.

It’s still about Grand Saga highway trying to block off the exit in Bandar Makhota Cheras. This brave chap - KCLau from ShutterAsia.com has done an absolutely fantastic job photographing the event (good job, m8!). The link is here. You won’t find any better photos in the news. Go through all the pages, there are a lot of photos there enough to send your blood boiling.

How can FRU be deployed to control subdue the residents who wants nothing but what is fair to them? The residents are already paying one toll every freaking time they need to head to the city and back — but those greedy fxcktards wants to milk the residents dry and force them to pay 2 tolls costing up to 1.90 Ringgit each way. Seriously, I hope nothing but bad things happen to these greedy b@stards.

Vote for BN some more lah, you mah chao hai idiots out there. Raja Petra of malaysia-today.net masuk lokap for sedition, Bandar Makhota Cheras epic saga, Balkis charity controversy, NS trainee dies… etc & much more to come……
Nothing has changed after the election. In fact, things just got worse.

Here’s a few as a teaser…
7 May 2008, Wed:

Crowd blocking Grand Saga truck from unloading the concrete block and barricade to block the road.

FRU standing by, to help the grand saga staff so that they can block the road. This is absolutely unneccessary. I thought FRU being specially trained are supposed to deal with armed robberies, terrorist attacks, hostage scenes… something like SWAT? Why are they here over some road opening/closure dispute? This is a case study your Polis being efficient!

Tear gas launchers — MCH ciput, launching those chemicals onto the general public?!

1st detainee of the day.
Notice the few “COPS” without uniform, police vest and any Identification TAG? those are the people tht mix into the crowd in such situation, pretending to be part of the crowd. They are rumoured to be from the Special Branch, but I don’t know. Why is the Polis doing disgusting things like these instead of going after the gangsters & mafias in Johor?

Barricade removed after FRU left. Rakyat: 1 VS Grand Saga: 0

8 May 2008, Thursday:

Higher ranking officers, tractor to dig a trench. Look at the water cannon truck there. Don’t you feel tulan also?!

The trench KCLau calls — the drain of desperation.

Thumbs up for your DAP rep working hard. This is my blatant attempt to advertise for them. MCA too busy sucking UMNO’s inflated balls.

Small matters like these and high ranking officers from Polis/FRU?! WTF?!
Are you guys proud of the our police force or what?!

Tulan face. Probably a gazillion times more tulan than I am.

Workers putting concrete blocks into the trench. The tractor fella cabut around 90% completion of the trench due to stress from the residents. The workers then got some serious sarcasm. Someone in the crowd shouted: “Kerja kuat sikit!! kita bayar untuk you punya gaji, tau?”
They don’t deserve it, but people as pissed.

You guessed it… tear gas. This one is really too much. Gassing the public — uncles, aunties, old men, children and all! What is in the mind of our Polis, man?! None of those guys had a weapon, in fact none of the poeple there even posed a serious threat to anyone (except to Grand Saga’s pockets). Why is force used? Why is RCA (riot control agents) used? Why is FRU even there?

3rd round of tear gas, according the KCLau on the scene.

Your MP kena whacked up and his car sabotaged.

The trench and the barricade and the steel cables……

……couldn’t match the desperation & frustration of the residents.
Rakyat: 2 VS Grand Saga+FRU: 0

Grand Saga monitoring the situation the next day.

Residents staying vigilant at 1am over their hard fought junction.

(All photos taken by kclau of shutterasia.com. Permission has been granted (here) for eveyone to use these photos as long as due credit is given.)

Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn kao TULAN!!!
BN & their ciput cronies can rot for all eternity in the depths of nine hells! May their arse be used as the plug hole by the devils and be repeatedly ravaged… again…. and again!!!

Corruption and you/me/everyone

Because there will be no end to corruption if BN continues to rule our country. Corruption have become the sole reason for its survival. UMNO is corrupted in the all levels - this is an open secret. MCA is involved in the underworld. Don’t believe me? Read this post by ShadowFox and his links to Malaysia-Today. MIC is a already bloody mafia itself.

So you say… I can live with corruption+extortion (I added extortion because some people in power/little Nazis in gahmen demand that you bribe them — if this is not extortion, I don’t know what it is). Malaysia Boleh mah, close one two eyes loh.

But…
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can you live with high inflation rate + no salary increase?

This is what can happen to you/me/everyone if corruption is allowed to continue. Oops, my mistake — let me re-phrase:
This is what’s happening to you/me/everyone because corruption+extortion is rampant. [Now... that sounds more accurate]

How can this be?
- Because corruption+extortion have made it difficult to do business in Malaysia.
- Because corruption+extortion have increased the cost of running a legitimate business in Malaysia - this means companies have less money to pay their employees e.g. you.
- Because corruption+extortion have decreased foreign investment into Malaysia.
- Because corruption+extortion have decreased competition in business.
- Because corruption+extortion have suppressed entrepreneurship.

Ever wonder why the cost of living in our neighbouring countries (Thailand, Singapore) can be low when there’s no subsidies for petrol/sugar/flour/etc?
- Because corruption is not as rampant as in Malaysia.
- Because their gahmens has no time for politicking & playing the racial/religion card. The world is moving forward way too fast to play these destructive games.
- Because their gahmens are not made up of idiots (Thaksin, LeeSL+Singaporean cabinet).
- Because their gahmens are people oriented.

So, what to do leh?
There’s no way we can expect UMNO or BN for that matter to change. Like I said, corruption is the sole reason and means for their survival. The best we can do is to vote in a new gahmen that has no experience in corruption to get rid of all corruption+extortion once and for all. Then, Malaysia will truly be the home I’ve always wanted. Oops, I mean: we have always wanted.

Balkis 9 million

You guys should so freaking read this. It’s a post by digitalartist in Photo Malaysia online forum. Funny & sarcastic as sh!t.

Here’s the link…
Of Balkis, Bidara, Baiduri, Bakti and Ba-kut-teh
http://www.photomalaysia.com/forums/showthread.php?t=48142
Oh, do read what others posted there too.

Here’s what I think…
These BN assemblymen’s wife association is just a place to hold their money. Cantonese call it 洗黑钱. Money obtained through *ahem channels are put into organisations’ accounts and listed as donations. Then every year or so, they take out a small I mean, minute-tiny-weeny portion of the money and goes sponsor some unfortunate kids. Thus claiming that the money is for charitable purposes. As for the rest of the money, god knows what it is being used for (clue: read The Sun).

I’m still wondering how in the heck does a cheap-skate charitable organisation get to accumulate up to 9.9 million Ringgit is beyond my comprehension. 9.9 million is a huge sum, yo [nigga speak]. I heard that businesses and dragooned into ‘donating’ to receive certain benefits.

Hah hah! Caught red handed! But still in denial mode.
To you who voted for BN a few months back… thank you for voting BN, again [add a large swath of bitter sarcasm for you]. This is how they repay you — by being corrupted.

As usual…
BN & their wives can rot for all eternity in the depths of nine hells! May their arse be used as the plug hole by the devils! Muahahahah X^D

Jealous!

Hah hah hah!

All Gerakan leaders are jealous! You have all turned into little green eyed gnomes — better rebrand Gerakan as Parti Mata Hijau.

Lee Kah Choon is offered the directorship of PDC, the rest of Gerakan beh ta han. So you make noise, talk cock and suck UMNO’s cock — threaten LeeKC with all kinds of disciplinary action and what not. *Laugh… cough… choke… uek! Puke blood!

Why can’t you people just be gentlemen? Shouldn’t you be proud that you have a member that is so good that even DAP sought his talent? But noooooo… you just have to throw a bl00dy fit out of it just because you guys are jealous. Like what A True Malaysian said in Dr Hsu’s Forum… “I don’t friend you” type of attitude. Liddat… don’t be politician lah, better go back to kindergarten and play or go to pasar pagi every morning and gossip with those saam gu lok poh [三姑六婆].

Well then, now that LeeKC has resigned from the party… one man’s loss is another man’s gain. I hope LeeKC joins DAP after the dust has settled. As for you, Gerakan… please sod off and continue sucking UMNO’s balls. You are already doomed to fade into obscurity anyway - this is just one more bullet to the many wounds.

BTW, check this out…

I was at the election centre of Dato’ Teng Hock Nan when the results started trickling in. By 7.00pm, it was clear that Dato’ Teng had lost and people started to wonder how the other Gerakan candidates were faring. I overhead one senior party member ask another how Teng Chang Yeow was doing. The answer was he was losing as well. The one who asked the question then commented “Good, at least we’re not the only one.”
~> part of a comment by romerz on April 21, 2008 at 10:26 pm in Dr Hsu’s Forum (weblog)

BN politicians are teh owned by PR.
Haih… BN politicians nowadays. Kononnya serve the people, 为国为民.
No eye see, man. No eye see.

Grand Saga can sod off

Hah hah hah!

Greedy little f*cktards, now you kena tiu by the new Selangor PR gahmen. Muahahahah!

You blocked the road built by the developers for Cheras Mahkota because you wanted to force the residents there to detour 4-5km and pass through your toll. When the it was approved to have the barricades removed, you some how managed to ‘convince‘ certain people of power to delay it. You even managed to have some policemen cordon off that junction when the residents disobeyed the delay order.

And you even dare to ask for 200 million Ringgit as compensation from then state gahmen (with Khir Toyol as your 靠山). Laugh… cough… choke… uek! Puke blood!

Now, the Selangor PR gahmen is shoving this up your arse…

No contract with state gahmen, what to compensate?! Loss of toll collection? You f*cking babi increased from 60+70 sen to 1 Ringgit + 90 sen… now you tamak want to ask for 200 million?!?! Engko pi jilat bola Toyol lah! Mana tau dia tu kencing minyak tar - dapatlah minyak tar percuma untuk buat highway.
Muahahahah X^D

Hisap-pudding says sorry wor…

Laugh… cough… choke… uek! Puke blood!

If it affected anyone, I cannot run away from the reality of it. I apologise to the non-Malays and the Malays.
~ Hisap-puding ~

I’m betting that this news only appears in English & Chinese newspapers. If you’re a Chinese Malaysian hope you read this like reading the jokes section of a magazine — laughed at it and don’t believe a word.

Hisap dewd…
We’ve been waiting so long for this, that it doesn’t even matter now whether you apologise/feel sorry/cut your own balls and present them to the Chinese-Malaysians as an act of repentence then promptly commit harakiri with that ‘plastic’ keris out of shame to your ancestors.

Too little, too late. We know you’re not sincere, you’re just jumping on the UMNO-bandwagon-of-self-blame so that you can be seen as having some humility/willing to take resposibility. Why not I slap your face first then say I’m sorry?! If anyone believes his sh!t, then you are stupid enough to deserve his sh!t.

We know what the keris is. If you want to use it as a cultural symbol for the Malays… well, go ahead. But noooo…. you had pulled out the keris and screamed for Chinese blood… CHINESE BLOOD. Tiu! C’mon, everyone knows that’s not a cultural symbol anymore when you do that. Kau ingat kami ni bodoh ke apa?!

NAH! Eat this, biaaaaatch!

UMNO can rot for all eternity in the depths of nine hells! And sodomised by the devil himself! Muahahahah X^D

Do check out Hsu Darren’s blog for more moderate use of language. =D

KL Freeze

Heard of New York Grand Central Station Freeze by the Improv Everywhere people? Here you go…

Now, I never expect to see this kind of mass prank in KL. Until someone sent me a notice in Facebook. I would’ve gone and participated, or at least snap some cool shots… if only I remembered the event. I totally forgot about it until I read a blog post about it. So here’s one of the videos…

Notice that when it ended, they didn’t just walk off or continue with whatever sh!te they were doing. Instead, they stood around and cheered and clapped and hugged each other as if celebrating Arsenal beat MU 6-nil. Alamak… so potong stim! This is so Malaysian… the typical Malaysian Boleh act — anything worth the action, is worth action lebih **! We certainly-absolutely-totally have no clue of what subtlety means.

It was in Pavillion KL. I think it is not so nice lah… considering that Pavillion is a private property. Unless the joke is on them - Pavillion KL - like the No Shirts in Abercrombie & Fitch video. Maybe Bintang Walk or somewhere public would have been more appropriate.

Anyway, well done. I’m sure you guys had your fun. I’ll try to join in next time. And I’m quite sure Pavillion would be prepared next time. Prepare to get thrown out! X^D

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** action lebih - lebih means more; despite the use of the English word action in this phrase, it absolutely have no such meaning in the Malaysian context. What it actually means is being proud and making a loud statement out of something microscopic… when in fact, there really is no reason to be proud.

Parliament building is UMNO’s play house

Eh, UMNO… you think the Parliament building is you play house kah? You syok-syok renovate here, decorate there.

Some more you have the guts renovate the dining hall into private office for front benchers/menteri’s… with live feed of parliamentary debates into huge-@ss-dunno-how-many-inches plasma screens in those office. Who the hell told you the Parliament building is yours? And f*ck-face Nazri is thick faced enough to give the excuse that if need be, or votes are needed… those menteri’s can rush from their sweet private office to the parliament hall to vote, after watching the live feed.

Why can’t they just plonk their ass in the parliament hall like everybody else? Those office is just an excuse to spend some gahmen’s money on themselves. How I know if those menteri’s are watching the live feed? They could be watching pron while f*cking their secretaries in their new sets of sofa for all I know (I know I would).

Eh Nazri/UMNO, the Parliament building is not yours. Don’t try to be funny make it as if its your own home office. You are only the tenant, not the landlord. The rakyat (indirectly) & the gahmen is the landlord. You’re only there because we allow you to use it… that is until we kick you racist-shouting-@ss out of it in the next GE!

Weblogs that I recommend

So should you… because these are good stuff, written by smart-intelligent people. They are on my links of “blogs that matter a lot”. But I know people don’t give a crap to those links. So once in a while, I’d like to promote one or two that I think are especially worth reading. A friend of mine would have said, “These are some real nice sh!t!” [I know my weblog don't get much traffic a day, at most 20-30 readers/day but still I hope if you read this, you'll go check out the links and help me spread these good stuff around.]

First nice sh!t to be recommended:
The Other Malaysia, where Dr. Farish Ahmad-Noor writes for.
http://www.othermalaysia.org

This site was set up by a number of Malaysian scholar-activists and volunteers with the simple aim of providing other sources of information for those who are interested in unearthing aspects of Malaysian history, politics and culture that have thus far been sidelined, marginalised or erased in the official historiography of the post-colonial state.

I first started reading Farish Noor’s articles in Asia Eye [亚洲眼]. That magazine is a nice piece of sh!t. Almost like Time magazine, but with more commentaries/columnist & less news. His articles are always the first one I read when I get my hands on Asia Eye. Then I started visiting The Other Malaysian when I saw the website listed in his short intro. I haven’t seen his articles appear in Asia Eye for quite some times now.

The Other Malaysia is not exactly a blog per se. They are mostly observations and commentaries on recent event in Malaysia and the world. I like to read their articles (mostly written by Farish Noor) because they are logical and make sense. He includes lots of historical references, cutural viewpoints, etc… which makes it an easy read, but also makes you think a little lot.

Go read it. A Farish ['s articles] a day, can turn you into a real smart @ss… like me!
X^D
The Other Malaysia