Archive for April, 2008


Corruption and you/me/everyone

Because there will be no end to corruption if BN continues to rule our country. Corruption have become the sole reason for its survival. UMNO is corrupted in the all levels – this is an open secret. MCA is involved in the underworld. Don’t believe me? Read this post by ShadowFox and his links to Malaysia-Today. MIC is a already bloody mafia itself.

So you say… I can live with corruption+extortion (I added extortion because some people in power/little Nazis in gahmen demand that you bribe them — if this is not extortion, I don’t know what it is). Malaysia Boleh mah, close one two eyes loh.


can you live with high inflation rate + no salary increase?

This is what can happen to you/me/everyone if corruption is allowed to continue. Oops, my mistake — let me re-phrase:
This is what’s happening to you/me/everyone because corruption+extortion is rampant. [Now… that sounds more accurate]

How can this be?
– Because corruption+extortion have made it difficult to do business in Malaysia.
– Because corruption+extortion have increased the cost of running a legitimate business in Malaysia – this means companies have less money to pay their employees e.g. you.
– Because corruption+extortion have decreased foreign investment into Malaysia.
– Because corruption+extortion have decreased competition in business.
– Because corruption+extortion have suppressed entrepreneurship.

Ever wonder why the cost of living in our neighbouring countries (Thailand, Singapore) can be low when there’s no subsidies for petrol/sugar/flour/etc?
– Because corruption is not as rampant as in Malaysia.
– Because their gahmens has no time for politicking & playing the racial/religion card. The world is moving forward way too fast to play these destructive games.
– Because their gahmens are not made up of idiots (Thaksin, LeeSL+Singaporean cabinet).
– Because their gahmens are people oriented.

So, what to do leh?
There’s no way we can expect UMNO or BN for that matter to change. Like I said, corruption is the sole reason and means for their survival. The best we can do is to vote in a new gahmen that has no experience in corruption to get rid of all corruption+extortion once and for all. Then, Malaysia will truly be the home I’ve always wanted. Oops, I mean: we have always wanted.


Balkis 9 million

You guys should so freaking read this. It’s a post by digitalartist in Photo Malaysia online forum. Funny & sarcastic as sh!t.

Here’s the link…
Of Balkis, Bidara, Baiduri, Bakti and Ba-kut-teh
Oh, do read what others posted there too.

Here’s what I think…
These BN assemblymen’s wife association is just a place to hold their money. Cantonese call it 洗黑钱. Money obtained through *ahem channels are put into organisations’ accounts and listed as donations. Then every year or so, they take out a small I mean, minute-tiny-weeny portion of the money and goes sponsor some unfortunate kids. Thus claiming that the money is for charitable purposes. As for the rest of the money, god knows what it is being used for (clue: read The Sun).

I’m still wondering how in the heck does a cheap-skate charitable organisation get to accumulate up to 9.9 million Ringgit is beyond my comprehension. 9.9 million is a huge sum, yo [nigga speak]. I heard that businesses and dragooned into ‘donating’ to receive certain benefits.

Hah hah! Caught red handed! But still in denial mode.
To you who voted for BN a few months back… thank you for voting BN, again [add a large swath of bitter sarcasm for you]. This is how they repay you — by being corrupted.

As usual…
BN & their wives can rot for all eternity in the depths of nine hells! May their arse be used as the plug hole by the devils! Muahahahah X^D



Hah hah hah!

All Gerakan leaders are jealous! You have all turned into little green eyed gnomes — better rebrand Gerakan as Parti Mata Hijau.

Lee Kah Choon is offered the directorship of PDC, the rest of Gerakan beh ta han. So you make noise, talk cock and suck UMNO’s cock — threaten LeeKC with all kinds of disciplinary action and what not. *Laugh… cough… choke… uek! Puke blood!

Why can’t you people just be gentlemen? Shouldn’t you be proud that you have a member that is so good that even DAP sought his talent? But noooooo… you just have to throw a bl00dy fit out of it just because you guys are jealous. Like what A True Malaysian said in Dr Hsu’s Forum… “I don’t friend you” type of attitude. Liddat… don’t be politician lah, better go back to kindergarten and play or go to pasar pagi every morning and gossip with those saam gu lok poh [三姑六婆].

Well then, now that LeeKC has resigned from the party… one man’s loss is another man’s gain. I hope LeeKC joins DAP after the dust has settled. As for you, Gerakan… please sod off and continue sucking UMNO’s balls. You are already doomed to fade into obscurity anyway – this is just one more bullet to the many wounds.

BTW, check this out…

I was at the election centre of Dato’ Teng Hock Nan when the results started trickling in. By 7.00pm, it was clear that Dato’ Teng had lost and people started to wonder how the other Gerakan candidates were faring. I overhead one senior party member ask another how Teng Chang Yeow was doing. The answer was he was losing as well. The one who asked the question then commented “Good, at least we’re not the only one.”
~> part of a comment by romerz on April 21, 2008 at 10:26 pm in Dr Hsu’s Forum (weblog)

BN politicians are teh owned by PR.
Haih… BN politicians nowadays. Kononnya serve the people, 为国为民.
No eye see, man. No eye see.


Grand Saga can sod off

Hah hah hah!

Greedy little f*cktards, now you kena tiu by the new Selangor PR gahmen. Muahahahah!

You blocked the road built by the developers for Cheras Mahkota because you wanted to force the residents there to detour 4-5km and pass through your toll. When the it was approved to have the barricades removed, you some how managed to ‘convince‘ certain people of power to delay it. You even managed to have some policemen cordon off that junction when the residents disobeyed the delay order.

And you even dare to ask for 200 million Ringgit as compensation from then state gahmen (with Khir Toyol as your 靠山). Laugh… cough… choke… uek! Puke blood!

Now, the Selangor PR gahmen is shoving this up your arse…
flaming middle finger

No contract with state gahmen, what to compensate?! Loss of toll collection? You f*cking babi increased from 60+70 sen to 1 Ringgit + 90 sen… now you tamak want to ask for 200 million?!?! Engko pi jilat bola Toyol lah! Mana tau dia tu kencing minyak tar – dapatlah minyak tar percuma untuk buat highway.
Muahahahah X^D


Hisap-pudding says sorry wor…

Laugh… cough… choke… uek! Puke blood!

If it affected anyone, I cannot run away from the reality of it. I apologise to the non-Malays and the Malays.
~ Hisap-puding ~

I’m betting that this news only appears in English & Chinese newspapers. If you’re a Chinese Malaysian hope you read this like reading the jokes section of a magazine — laughed at it and don’t believe a word.

Hisap dewd…
We’ve been waiting so long for this, that it doesn’t even matter now whether you apologise/feel sorry/cut your own balls and present them to the Chinese-Malaysians as an act of repentence then promptly commit harakiri with that ‘plastic’ keris out of shame to your ancestors.

Too little, too late. We know you’re not sincere, you’re just jumping on the UMNO-bandwagon-of-self-blame so that you can be seen as having some humility/willing to take resposibility. Why not I slap your face first then say I’m sorry?! If anyone believes his sh!t, then you are stupid enough to deserve his sh!t.

We know what the keris is. If you want to use it as a cultural symbol for the Malays… well, go ahead. But noooo…. you had pulled out the keris and screamed for Chinese blood… CHINESE BLOOD. Tiu! C’mon, everyone knows that’s not a cultural symbol anymore when you do that. Kau ingat kami ni bodoh ke apa?!

NAH! Eat this, biaaaaatch!
flaming middle finger

UMNO can rot for all eternity in the depths of nine hells! And sodomised by the devil himself! Muahahahah X^D

Do check out Hsu Darren’s blog for more moderate use of language. =D


KL Freeze

Heard of New York Grand Central Station Freeze by the Improv Everywhere people? Here you go…

Now, I never expect to see this kind of mass prank in KL. Until someone sent me a notice in Facebook. I would’ve gone and participated, or at least snap some cool shots… if only I remembered the event. I totally forgot about it until I read a blog post about it. So here’s one of the videos…

Notice that when it ended, they didn’t just walk off or continue with whatever sh!te they were doing. Instead, they stood around and cheered and clapped and hugged each other as if celebrating Arsenal beat MU 6-nil. Alamak… so potong stim! This is so Malaysian… the typical Malaysian Boleh act — anything worth the action, is worth action lebih **! We certainly-absolutely-totally have no clue of what subtlety means.

It was in Pavillion KL. I think it is not so nice lah… considering that Pavillion is a private property. Unless the joke is on them – Pavillion KL – like the No Shirts in Abercrombie & Fitch video. Maybe Bintang Walk or somewhere public would have been more appropriate.

Anyway, well done. I’m sure you guys had your fun. I’ll try to join in next time. And I’m quite sure Pavillion would be prepared next time. Prepare to get thrown out! X^D

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** action lebihlebih means more; despite the use of the English word action in this phrase, it absolutely have no such meaning in the Malaysian context. What it actually means is being proud and making a loud statement out of something microscopic… when in fact, there really is no reason to be proud.


Parliament building is UMNO’s play house

Eh, UMNO… you think the Parliament building is you play house kah? You syok-syok renovate here, decorate there.

Some more you have the guts renovate the dining hall into private office for front benchers/menteri’s… with live feed of parliamentary debates into huge-@ss-dunno-how-many-inches plasma screens in those office. Who the hell told you the Parliament building is yours? And f*ck-face Nazri is thick faced enough to give the excuse that if need be, or votes are needed… those menteri’s can rush from their sweet private office to the parliament hall to vote, after watching the live feed.

Why can’t they just plonk their ass in the parliament hall like everybody else? Those office is just an excuse to spend some gahmen’s money on themselves. How I know if those menteri’s are watching the live feed? They could be watching pron while f*cking their secretaries in their new sets of sofa for all I know (I know I would).

Eh Nazri/UMNO, the Parliament building is not yours. Don’t try to be funny make it as if its your own home office. You are only the tenant, not the landlord. The rakyat (indirectly) & the gahmen is the landlord. You’re only there because we allow you to use it… that is until we kick you racist-shouting-@ss out of it in the next GE!

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BN/UMN0 pisses me off!

Sep 05 BN MPs go 'study tour' to prevent them from jumping ship. X^D Stupiak tactic.
Sep 04 DrM 老马's seditious blog post <--click) inciting Malays to go amok. Told you DrM is evil.
Aug 29 Ahmad Ismail called me a bl00dy pendatang & do not deserve equal treatment. WTF?!

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